roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
I really fucking love potatoes.
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When your crush asks you to the movies...
And your all like:
All of a sudden, tumblr went silent...
Your immediate thoughts when that one person pops...
polyethylenee: I feel like when most girls say they want to date a British boy they’re thinking something along the lines of: While I’m thinking along the lines of: or
My parents assume every single person I talk to is...
epic-humor: Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do
thom-yorke: awwww can I go back in time and steal teenaged Thom away
I say the most flirty things when I'm just talking...
But when it comes time for me to actually flirt I’m just like Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do
That awkward moment when the teacher tells you to...
epic-humor: and you’re just sitting there like Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do
thebigrabbitgetsfucked: stjimmyxo: SHE TOOK THAT STORY SERIOUSLY. WAT. JUST HOW. the fact that i know her makes this funnier
I just fucking love hot boys..
So many smiley faces to be said, so little time..