July 2012
Fuck everything fuck fucking fuckity fuck this mother fucking fucked piece of mother fucking ho ass fucking mother fucker of a fucking piece of fucking mother fucking shit.
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I remember back when I used to have confidence. :’)
wo-nderland:
imagine if april 1st was just a joke all these years and it was really march 32nd
REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET...
If I don’t have clear skin on my wedding day im canceling it
aeug:
i would lose weight but
i hate losing
50 Shades of Me. OH MY GOD PEOPLE ASK ME THESE AND...
1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
12. Siblings?
13. Height?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
18. Month?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
30. Piercings?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
torsos:
i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
oncelut:
my neighbors are fighting and the mom just called her son an ungrateful little cocksucker and he said “that was oNE TIME”
i woNDER IF HE Can HEAR M ELAUGHING
Anons would be great
fuckyeahsexytrucks:
but I probably won’t receive any.
Well today has been fun. Kinda regretting getting out of bed. Might just take some codine and cry myself to sleep now. kbye.
au-rev0ir:
i laugh at companies that try too hard to be racially diverse in their ads and commericals
if i had a kid id secretly get one of those clap on clap off light switches wired to their computer and if they ignored me id just clap and their computer would shut down and id be like yeah that fukin right son u look at me when im talking to u
me: I wish I had nice legs
me: I wish I had a nice bum
me: I wish I had a nice stomach
me: I wish I had nice hips
me: I wish I had nice boobs
me: I wish I had a nice face
me: I wish I had nice skin
me: I wish I had nice arms
me: I wish I had nice hands
me: I wish I had nice feet
me: I wish I had nice hair
me: I wish I had nice nails
my body: lol no
do you ever get the urge that you really want to be friends with someone like you see them and you just KNOW you’d get on with them but instead you just watch them live from a distance
