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jebbmeh: partevia: sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:33:24 -0400

partevia:

sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.

chris-noth: today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:31:58 -0400

chris-noth:

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 08:30:49 -0400

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:21:24 -0400

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

feefeeri: so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:20:22 -0400

feefeeri:

so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store

but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats
for both us and the watermelon

i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without hesitation

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise: Will Smith embarrassing Jaden...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:19:56 -0400

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

rnedia: when did this become more attractive than this?

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:54:12 -0400

rnedia:

when did this

become more attractive than this?

h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:53:32 -0400

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

khajiduh: if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:51:12 -0400

khajiduh:

if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’

jonbutter: “we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:50:48 -0400

jonbutter:

“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”

jaseherondale: childrapist666: edwad: jaseherondale: Did you know that in Australia it’s five...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:35:42 -0400

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

bl-ossomed: completetranquillity: the-secret-stache: forever90...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:34:21 -0400

bl-ossomed:

completetranquillity:

the-secret-stache:

forever90s:

A Profound moment in any Lizzie McGuire fan’s childhood.

we all shipped them before we even knew what shipping was

yay

breadboxes: breadboxes: what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot “where did...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:32:23 -0400

breadboxes:

breadboxes:

what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot

“where did my van gogh”

Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:32:08 -0400

Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.

basedgodniall: calls family member by mom’s request silently prays it goes to voicemail

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:31:52 -0400

basedgodniall:

*calls family member by mom’s request*

*silently prays it goes to voicemail*

fruitpunchg: “ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:31:11 -0400

fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

inbox: inbox: I FOUND MY TWIN ON OMEGLE

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:23:35 -0400

inbox:

inbox:

I FOUND MY TWIN ON OMEGLE

Would like to say a big congratulations to my sims, Ben and Hank, for adopting their first child,...

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:20:35 -0400

Would like to say a big congratulations to my sims, Ben and Hank, for adopting their first child, Bank. You two will be great parents

kushdrinker: teach me how to

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:55:53 -0400

kushdrinker:

teach me how to

ephemeralvibes: i’m really tired of freaking out over money and school and stuff and i’m tired of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:13:43 -0400

ephemeralvibes:

i’m really tired of freaking out over money and school and stuff and i’m tired of being sad and i’m tired of looking and feeling like a little girl and sometimes i just wish a car would hit me on the way home so i don’t have to deal with anything anymore